Friday Ploys (2)

This Friday takes over from Last Friday with 3 ploys/methods for you to use and try to pick up girls!

1. Being Famous. If you can pretend to be somebody that everyone knows then you're one step ahead of just about annyone else in the room. There are two ways that you can do this, the first is to do it on your own and talk on the phone about an upcoming film/song/deal depending on what role you wish to play. If you happen to look like someone famous then I would suggest sticking with them! The second, and best, way to do this is to have your friends act like you're a celebrity, ask for photos and signatures and it's bound to cause a stir!

2. Pretend to be a doctor or vet. I've never tried this but I'd be 80 percent sure if you pretended to be a vet who's been going through the trials of losing a puppy you'd pick up girls no problem. This is most likely to work in a pub and talk to your friends loudly about your day and what you do!

3. Raisin or date. This is a cross between a ploy and a chat-up line but it finds itself here because of the practical doing of the method. Make sure you have a box of raisins and a box of dates and go up to a girl and ask if she'd like a raisin. She'll probably say no in which case you can reply "How about a date then?" If she laughs it off then laugh as well and pull out your dates (not your testicles). If she says yes to the raisins then give her a raisin and then offer a date - you can't lose!