Another week and another set of chat-up lines, three to try and three to avoid!
1. Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Enough to break the ice... (Alternative - why don't we go back to mine and google it?)
2. There's something wrong with my phone, it doesn't have your number in it...
3. Have you got a map? Because I'm lost in your eyes...
1. Are you free tonight or will it cost me?
2. I'm not actually this tall, I'm just sat on my wallet...
3. I may not be the best looking guy in this room, but I'm the only one talking to you...
Feel free to comment with your own below!
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